I'M A FATHER!

Well... soon to be. We found out Martha is 6 and a half weeks pregnant. We won't know the sex until November, but I can't wait... I WANNA KNOW! We already picked out the names... If it's a boy it will be Jake Brian, and if it's a girl it will be Melina Rose. So excited!!! But I'm not gonna lie... I'm scared... A LOT... I need a job... Hopefully things will all work out...

Awesome Weekend...

A little late, but why not catch you up... Last Friday I went to see blink-182 with Fall Out Boy, and The All-American Rejects! On Saturday I went to Legends to watch UFC 103 and Mayweather vs. Marquez!

DOOD! Best time EVER!

First off, for blink-182, I have VIP tickets, which gave me access to a VIP lounge, VIP parking, VIP seats, and VIP service. BOOYAH! We sat down to watch the show, and we had a personal waitress, which I took advantage of my 21 years of age and bought some drinks. I had a good buzz going the whole night, and we had center seats, perfect view of the whole stage, it was awesome. All-American Rejects blew up the stage... and Fall Out Boy, eh... But blink-182... WOW! What made it so awesome was this was the first night of the roster change. Before this tour it was Taking Back Sunday, Weezer, and blink-182, and Taking Back Sunday had been saying that blink-182 had been making the shows PG rated, only saying the cuss words in their songs, but leaving it at that... OH NO! "Hey Mark... I was fuck your mom's dad in the ass while farting!" It was awesome... Took me off guard, and they were just amazing... It was like they never broke up... We ended up taking off and... (We is me and my uncle Rick)... heading to a bar, which wasn't really crackin' so we went home and called it a night.

~The next day~

Me and my uncle had made plans to go to see the two fights at Legends (a sports bar). We got there at around 4, cuz we wanted seats. The boxing fight started at 6, and the UFC started at 7. What sucks is that, neither of the fights started until 7:15. We missed some stuff but not much. It was a fun night... great fights... great buzz... Okay... I got drunk... I woke up in the morning and didn't remember leaving the bar. I was told we went to Spires afterward to get water and because I was scared to go home. Then I picked a fight with my uncle about something. Once I got home I cussed out my cousin for no reason, then went to bed where I talked in my sleep. Yeah... but I had a good time :)

Concerts & Alcohol

My girlfriend is in love with Call the Cops. It just so happens that my friend from high school is in this band. We get word that they are playing a free show, with an open bar... AWESOME! So we make plans to go, it's all the way in L.A. so we prepared to bust a mission. Since Martha isn't 21, and neither was Amanda (a friend I invited), they decided to get a little buzz going. The drive out there was fun with them being outrageous when they accidentally got a lil drunk instead of buzzed. So we end yup getting there, and I was already a little irritated cuz they force you to park in a parking complex and charge you for it... So anyways, we get to the venue and we're standing outside. The three of us are the only ones outside, and they're telling us they can't let us in till 8:30. But get this... the open bar was supposed to open at 7:30, the band was supposed to start at 8:30, and we were there at 7:00, so we had to wait an hour and a half. Finally, they start carding us to make sure that we are old enough to drink. I tell them Amanda and Martha aren't 21, but they still want their ID's because they need to be 18, BECAUSE... They just decided they wanted to film the event, so now everyone who came had to be at least 18. Martha started to cry, and I got pissed and started walking back to the car, and we ran into Will (the guy from CTC's that I know), and we told him what went down and how we are pissed off at this place and they should never play here again. He told us to come back, and he'd try to get us in... We wait, and wait, and then their manager came out and told us what was up... He goes on saying their rules are you have to be 18, no way around it, unless she is accompanied by a parent. Luckily Will's mom looks mexican, and she was cool with acting like Martha's mom, so we waited for her to show up. While we're waiting, the blonde dumb ass bitch bouncer who is big headed and shit starts getting rude, telling us we needed to get in line. I told her we couldn't get in, we're waiting for Martha's mom, and she demanded we get in line anyways. She then told us we needed to take a picture next to our I.D., which I told her Martha didn't have one, so she told us to get out of people's way in line if were weren't ready... I almost told her off, but I didn't want to screw this up for Martha. She then went on to ask me what brand of shirt I was wearing... I had a grey shirt on that had yellow boxes that formed the shape of a skull. I told her it was an off brand, and she told me I had to turn it inside out. That really pissed me off, and by then Martha was upset again crying cuz we just want to have a good time, and this fucking place is ruining it. So i told her that we needed to go. I called up the bands manager and told him how rude they were being, and how I strongly urge them not to play again, how they made my girlfriend cry and how they should basically burn to the ground. He asked me for my address, and that he'd make it up to Martha. Thank you Call the Cops... Fuck you Swing House Recordings.

On our drive back from L.A. we agreed that we would just get shit faced and have a good night. Then Jeremy called inviting us to a party. Jeremy's my best friend, he;s like a brother to me. Thinking it was a good idea we headed over. I won't go into detail, but for the first hour it was awesome, then all shit went loose. Some people heard things that weren't said, and others saw things that didn't happen... But in the ended my ass got kicked :). I woke up the next morning with bruises all over my body, and massively bruised ribs.. Awesome I think... Anyways... I promised Martha from this day on I wouldn't drink anymore, and I'm gonna keep my word...

In other news... I've just learned some news... Some scary news... Some good news... Let's see what happens...

21

~The Night Before~

Oh how sweet it is to be free!

Finally the day has come (and went).

So me and Martha anxiously waited for the clock to turn to midnight, and then it did. I think I was more excited than anyone that night, I even tried to grab pots and pans to bang to let everyone on my block know I'M 21!!!, but my dad stopped me, ha. So the first thing me and Martha did was hop in the car and drive to a 24/7 Liquor store. After about a half an hour we came to the conclusion that there wasn't one, so we settled for 7/11. They didn't sell alcohol, so we went to the next one. They had alcohol but shitty kind. Next one, no alcohol, next one alcohol, but not the right kind, so finally I went to the last one I knew existed. FINALLY! but then I thought of 24 Hour CVS :). Ran over there and bought my first alcoholic beverage, 12 pack of Smirnoff Ice and the cheapest bottle of vodka they had.

Cashier: "Sir may I see you're ID?"
Me: "Sure"
Cashier: "Thank you."
Me: "No, thank you."

Then I went back to the 7/11 to get Martha's drinks. When we had first got there there were these 3 black chicks in there, and they were still there when we got back. I went in and ontop of the front counter was a pile, no... MOUNTAIN of snacks, treats, and goodies. The chicks were buying the whole store! I looked at the cashier dood and we both chuckled, these bitches must have had the munchies bad! Anyways, we drive home, and drink... and drink... and drink... and drink... Then went to sleep.

~The Morning~

Woke up, no hangover, AWESOME! Gave my family hugs, got many texts and calls, thank you everybody. Proceeded to carry on with the busy day, pick up my glasses, go to the thrift store to buy a terrarium, eat, and buy an Xbox. Got my glasses first, and man do they help... it's incredible. After that we went to the thrift store and scored on this awesome terrarium. After that we went to eat at the mall and to get the Xbox at Target, actually, none of this is important... Fast forward... We went to Olive Garden for my birthday, where I was talked into getting the drink "most girls order"... embarrassing. It was really good, and I had a really good time... Sheesh, I still don't know why I'm typing all this... damn... Anyways, went home and drank myself into intoxication, then went to sleep...

~Today~

What I have planned is going to a free Call the Cops show where there will be a free, FREE, FREEEEEEEEEEE open bar :). Should be fun, and hanging out with Amanda... Let's do this shit!

The Aftermath, Pt. II

So, as far as my post the other day... Here's how each played out...

My Xbox is still broke, but my sister's boyfriend's friend thinks he can fix it for me for free, awesome...

Me and my uncle went to US Bank, kept our calm, and my uncle worked his magic on the manager and got all the overdrafts taken off, shwwwing!

My hand healed (sorta) from bustin' the cage, my paperwork dried, and my giauna is all nice and dandy in her new bigger cage.

And now today...

Went to the dentist and the girl that cleaned my teeth was a complete bitch! She was rude and bashed me every second through the whole cleaning... She should get fired... Anyways, at least I have no cavities... 21 years and counting ;)

Speaking of which... in 3 hours............. I'll be 21!!! GEA! GEA! GEA! Me and Martha are gonna do something fun, can't wait.

Moving on... I was supposed to show up for a job interview but I didn't go because it's a scam... It was the kind of places that want you to sell things for them... "You buy knives for $5, but you sell them for $10... you just made $5..." But while I'm working my butt off selling, my "boss" is sitting at home while I do the work... HA HA HA... NO!

My glasses came in today... yeah... I need to wear glasses from now on...

So yesterday was an awesome day, today sucked, but hopefully tomorrow will be awesome, I can't wait to wake up tomorrow :) Later!

A Little Pissed Off

So, I've come to the conclusion, for reals this time... that I'm a bad person. I must be, seriously...

My Xbox 360 just got the infamous red ring, woohoo!

US Bank says I owe them >$200, and guess why... I used my debit card to pay for gas to get from Oregon to here. Once I got home, I needed to get money out tot pay bills, so I withdrew $100. THEY GAVE IT TO ME! Then 5 minutes after they withdrew my money, THEN they charged me for the gas which left $70 n my account. SO you probably think hey John... you overdrew $30... NO! They're saying I overdrew 6 times, every time I filled up for gas... a week ago! BULLSHIT... I cannot wait till I go there on Monday... whoever I talk to is fucked.

My iguana escaped her cage, so I tried to grab her and put her in and she freaked out, knocking over a can of soda that spilled onto my important insurance papers. So, out of anger I shoved the cage, and the glass gave way, and broke cutting my hand. This was 2 days ago, and it's still bleeding and hurts like a bitch.

There's just so much shit that keeps happening, I just need a break from it all. I'm so glad Martha is here to help me through all this shit... I can't wait till I'm 21... 5 more days... sweet sweet alcohol... ALCOHOLISM here I come!

Right Now...

Someone right now is leaving their apartment
Looking down at the street, wondering where there car went
Someone in the car sitting at a signal
In front of a restaurant, staring through the window
at someone right now with their finger in their teeth
Who could use a little floss right across the street
there's somebody on the curb who really needs a jacket
spent half the rent at a bar getting plastered
Now he gotta walk fourteen blocks
to work at a shop where he's about to get fired.
Someone right now is looking pretty tired
Staring at a laptop trying to get inspired
Somebody living right across the street
She wrote the best things she's written all week
but her best friends coughing up blood in the sink
Can't even think what happened, feeling so confused
And he knows it looks bad but there's nothing he can do
I wonder what it's like to be right there in his shoes

I like that song, anyways...

I'm drinking :)

8 days till my b-day!